I am de best

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 02/27/2014 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday the cat was like "can into pot cupboard under sink"...so just to play with him I shut him in there. I was only planning on leaving the door closed like 5-10 mins. Then I got distracted and forgot about him for like 3 hours.

Then it was bed time, and I spent an hour looking for him inside and out. Then I heard a thump in the cupboard. My girlfriend was pissed.

I feel a bit bad. Oh well. Poor cat.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > thebigbossyboss 02/27/2014 at 11:20

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Next time put the cat in a pot, on top of the counter. That way, you won't forget, and the cat will still be taught "pots bad". Win-win.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > thebigbossyboss 02/27/2014 at 11:25

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So you are de best?

This should be your anthem then. The title even supports your claim.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > thebigbossyboss 02/27/2014 at 11:32

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Eli!?

thebigbossyboss > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/27/2014 at 12:02

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Good plan. I can't wait for spring to let the little terrorist outside again. The squirrels will rue the day the warm temperatures come.

Jayhawk Jake > thebigbossyboss 02/27/2014 at 13:10

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I keep my bathroom scale in the linen closet across from the bathroom. When I want to use it, I take it out, bring it into the bathroom, then put it back.

My cat views every open door as an opportunity to explore, so when I went for the scale a few weeks ago, she climbed into the closet. I put it back, shut the door, went about my business. A few hours later, I went to sleep. When I woke up in the morning, I realized I hadn't seen the cat in a while, and started looking. When I walked past the closet I heard a 'mew', and let her out.

She spent the better part of 8 hours trapped in a linen closet.

thebigbossyboss > Jayhawk Jake 02/27/2014 at 13:17

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You're probably lucky she didn't relieve herself on one of the linens.

Cats always have to get into enclosed spaces, it's weird.

Jayhawk Jake > thebigbossyboss 02/27/2014 at 13:30

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Yeah, I'm a bit surprised she didn't.